How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 8 men, One to get off the couch, One to find a lightbulb, One to find a ladder, One to screw it in, One to shock himself and shock everyone around, One to call a docter, One to find out that it wasn't out, the switch was off, and finally, one to sit back in laugh!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one-they don't like to share the spotlight.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hey, let's go ride bikes!

Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..."

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .

Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What, me move? ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. (C'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!) ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but he has to bring his mother. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A dozen; one to change the lightbulb, and eleven to applaud. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Libras can't decide whether or not the lightbulb needs to be changed. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; they LIKE the dark. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to install the lightbulb and a Virgo to pick up the pieces. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The light is just fine as it is. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Have you ASKED the lightbulb if it WANTS to be changed? ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? Oh, I hadn't noticed that it'd gone out. I was looking at the stars. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5... 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3... 1 to do it, and 2 to say they can do it better. How many tuba players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2... 1 to crush the lightbulb, and the other to fight about it.

How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb; 1 to give the light bulb to the person who'll screw in a light bulb and 998 to find the light bulb.

Why can't blondes put in lightbubs? Because they keep breaking them with hammers.