How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb? None, they just assume they've gone blind.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.

This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I'm working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform) (Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on. Johnathan is eating breakfast, and Evan is mopping the kitchen floor.) Johnathan: Hey Chris are you ready for school? Chris: I sure am Johnathan. Evan: Hey Chris Chris: Hey Evan Johnathan: Come on eat some breakfast. I made you pancakes. Chris: I want eggs. Johnathan: You don't like eggs. Chris: Yeah I do. Johnathan: No, you say you like eggs. But then when I give them to you, you throw a fit and say they're nasty. Chris: I promise I won't. Johnathan: Alright fine then. (Puts eggs on Chris' plate) Chris: (Smacks the plate off-screen) Evan: (Off-Screen) Oh my god aaaah! There's pepper in my eye! Johnathan: What the hell!? Chris: You forgot the cheese. Johnathan: Yeah well you're not getting anymore breakfast. Chris: But I'm hungry. Johnathan: Fine, but I'm giving you pancakes. (Puts pancakes on Chris' plate) Chris: Thank you. (Smacks plate off-screen) Evan: (Off-screen) Ah, Dammit! There's syrup in my wounds! Johnathan: What was that for!? Chris: I wanted the Mickey Mouse pancakes. Johnathan: (Facepalm)

How many George Walter Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb? Luckily, only 2. The world can't handle many more idiots.

How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine - three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!

How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Cats can't hold a light bulb

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? They wouldn't, they might brake a nail!

Q: How many colorguard girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five, one to call the colorguard forward and four to take it down with a ceremony.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.