How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. The same as the number of men, you sexist bastard!

How many old geezers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Back in my day, we didn't have lightbulbs. We put candles in tin cans and hung them from the ceiling with thread. And we had to walk uphill both ways to school in a blizzard with nothing but a potato to keep us warm. And... zzzzzz......

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb? A. 5 mins. 20 secs. 1 min to get a lightbulb 1 min to try and change it 1 min to swear because he can't do it 1 min to find a woman 20 secs. for her to change it 1 min for him to cry and gripe about it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One I hope.

Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb???? A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.