Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What, me move? ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. (C'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!) ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but he has to bring his mother. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A dozen; one to change the lightbulb, and eleven to applaud. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Libras can't decide whether or not the lightbulb needs to be changed. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; they LIKE the dark. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to install the lightbulb and a Virgo to pick up the pieces. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The light is just fine as it is. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Have you ASKED the lightbulb if it WANTS to be changed? ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? Oh, I hadn't noticed that it'd gone out. I was looking at the stars. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!