A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to thepharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?""Sure do" replied the boy, "They keep you from getting venereal diseases.""Yes, that's true," said the pharmacist, "but do you know what the ribsare for?"The little boy thought for a moment, then looked up at the pharmacist and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on the backs of them goats stand up."

A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, "I don't know". So Santa starts thinking of things that the little boy might like and spells it out. Each time he says a letter, he pushes the boys nose. B-I-K-E. C-A-T.Etc. Santa runs out of ideas and asks the little boy one more time what he wants for Christmas. The little boy says, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y, and I know you have some because I can smell it on your fingers.

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's sex?' His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, 'Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?'

Little Jimmy was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Jimmy hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man!" His mother was so embarrassed. "James, your manners are atrocious! You need some culture, young man!" For the next month Little Jimmy was forced to read Shakespeare every night. When his detention was finally over, his mother again took him to the same mall. Sure enough, the same bowlegged man came walking toward them. Had Little Jimmy learned anything from the great bard? Yes. This time, as the man approached, Little Jimmy cried out, "Hark! What manner of man is this me sees, who wears his balls in parentheses?"

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?" Little Girl, "Yes, Santa, very good." Santa, "What would you like for Christmas?" Little Girl, "I want Barbie and G. I. Joe." Santa, "G. I. Joe? Doesn't Barbie come with Ken? Little Girl, "No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe."

A little girl was sat in science, when she wet herself. She goes to her teacher and says "I've wet myself". The teacher asks "Why didn't you put your hand up?" She replies "I did, but it just ran down my hand!"

Little 6 year old Nancy and her big sister, Sandy were at the mall, looking at a sweatshirt. "That shirt is 60 dollars," said Sandy. "I wish I could afford it." Then the shopkeeper comes up, and says, "Can I help you girls with something?" "Well, this sweater is 60 dollars and we only have 43 dollars," said Nancy. "Well, sorry, but you are a little short," said the shopkeeper. "I can't help it, I'm only 6," Nancy replied.

Alligator One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

Little Johnny's mother took him to a supermarket to buy some food. "Anything you break comes out of your allowance money!" shouted Johnny's mother. Johnny turned around and said "But you don't give me any allowance money!" "Yes, and now you know why."