A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to thepharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?""Sure do" replied the boy, "They keep you from getting venereal diseases.""Yes, that's true," said the pharmacist, "but do you know what the ribsare for?"The little boy thought for a moment, then looked up at the pharmacist and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on the backs of them goats stand up."