Your momma's butt is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller.

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.

Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she's so ugly, she'll blind house robbers!

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.

Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back!

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck