Yo momma's like 7-11... Cause she is open all day.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!

Yo momma so fat, when she didn't have enough food, she rang 911.

Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!

Yo Momma's feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma's house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma's hair is so short it's ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo momma's water bowl is empty.

Painter: "Y'are a dog." Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Yo momma is so fat, she's NOT on A Diet. . .she's on two Diets cause one ain't fittin' her well!

Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.

Yo momma is so fat and dumb, she used Antarctica as a popsicle!

Yo mama's so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's New?"