Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!

Yo Momma is so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.

Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, "We are familly even though you fatter than me".

Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dog's tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."

Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Your momma is so old, she breast fed Methuselah.