Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with yo momma Now it burns when I pee !

Yo momma's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ears.

Yo momma so stupid, she looked in the Cd player for her cassette tape!

Q.) What kind of service has a two for one "Tuesday" special? A.) Yo mama!!!

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

Yo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)

Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!

Yo Momma's breath is so bad, that when she entered the basement all the rats passed out!

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.

Yo momma's credit is so bad,,, The bank wants the their calendar back