If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you -the next time he's in need.

Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs.

A guy walks into a bar wearing a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy, don't try to start anything..."

Beer... it's the cause and solution to all men's problems!

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok

The journey of a thousand miles ... begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

What's the difference between an alchoholic & a drug addict? The alchoholic drives over the stop sign, while the drug addict waits for it to turn green.

Definition of alien-people from another country.

All believers in telekinesis raise my hand!