Your phone's network is changing plan. The uglier you are the cheaper your calls. From now on all your calls will be free.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

Your so ugly you remind me of an elephants bottom.

You so ugly, you make President Bush look hot!

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.