Yo Mama So Dumb, that she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.

Yo Mama so dumb that she takes an hour to make minute rice.

yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless

Yo mama so fat i had to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

yo mama so fat she already been to the future.

yo mama so fat she got more chins than in the chinese phone book!

yo mama so fat she had to use a pillowcase for a sock

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change gear

Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to get her belt on