your mama is so fat that when she fell of the bed she fell of both sides.

your mama is so hairy,it lookes like she has buckwheat in a headlock

Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball on Indiana Jones

Your mama so fat that when she sat on a nitendo gamecube she changed it into a gameboy advance sp.

Your mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Your mama's so fat that when she walked by my tv....I missed 2 episodes!

Your mama went to a Hotel and asked for a water bed,And they put a blanket over the ocean

Your Moma so fat she went to see a hockey game and she thought the puck was a burned hambuger.

Your momma is so poor when somebody asked her where the bathroom was in her house, she said "pick a corner."Youre momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fishYour momma is so dumb she stole free breadYour momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to deathYour momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowlYour momma is so old Moses is in her yearbookYour momma is so fat her yearbook picture was taken by sateliteYour momma is so dumb when the baseball coach told her to run home with the ball, she literally ran home with the ball

Your momma so dumb she studied for the drug test.