Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really only one.

Q: How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: It's ''Radcliffe Women'' and it's not funny!

Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The invisible hand does it. A: None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the light bulb lighting up again." A: None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: To get to the other side.

Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. Notes: Ugh!

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.