A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to recount the most frightening experience he had ever had. "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India," the old explorer said. "I was pushing through the brush on a narrow trail. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of me! I grabbed my rifle and fired instantly, only to find that it had jammed! The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRR! I soiled myself." The reporter felt somewhat embarassed for the old man. "Under those circumstances," he said, "I think anyone would have done the same." "No, no," the old explorer said. "Not then - just now when I went ROARRR!"