Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side, getting the works. Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential candidates right about the same time and each barber reached for some after shave to slap on their customers' faces. Bush shouted, "Hey, don't put that $#!& on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse." Gore said calmly to his barber, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."