A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them atfirst, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one ofthe men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I comeonce-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and peetwice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."