A 100 year old man sits on the edge of his bed on the day of his 100th birthday. He looks down at his feet and says "well feet, you're 100 years old today!" He then looks at his hands and says, "well hands, you are 100 years old today." He goes into the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and says, "well face, you are 100 years old today." He then goes over to the toilet to relieve himself, and looks down at his penis and says, "Well old buddy, if you would have made it, you would have been 100 years old today!"