A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk,"Can I have that television set over there." The clerk looks at her and says no. This confuses her. She then asks why? The Clerk responds,"Because you are a blonde." The blonde woman walks out with an idea on how to get that television. She then returns with a wig full of red hair. She asks the clerk again for the television set. He looks at her suspiciously and replies,"No because I told you I don't sell them to blondes." She then says,"I am not a blonde I am a redhead." The clerk then said,"I know your the same women because that is no television thats a microwave."