Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He said, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did, and said, 'These are too big,I can't wear them.'So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the trousers in this family, and I always will.'Ever since that night, we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon, Jack took off his trousers and said to Jill, "Here, try these on." So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack said,"Exactly. I wear the trousers in this family, and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill took off her knickers and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine. "So he did, and said, "I can't get into your pants." So Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."