One day this little boy went on a bus a sat right behind the bus driver. The little boy kept on saying things like "If my daddy was a elephant and my mommy a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The little boy kept going on using almost all the animals he knew until the bus driver got so p!ssed off that he said, "What if your dad was gay and your mom a prostitute?" And the little boy looked at the bus driver, smiled and said, "I'd be a bus driver!"