0 to 200 in 6 seconds A couple of weeks before my wife's birthday she pulls me aside and explains, "For my birthday I would like to see something that goes from 0 to 200 in the driveway." Well, I stand there thinking for awhile and it hits me! I buy it, have it wrapped with a big bow. On her birthday she comes out and sees it all wrapped and beautiful. She rips the wrapping off and....it's a scale. Incidentally, does anyone have a couch for me to crash on for awhile?

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