An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinationthe same day so they could travel together. After the examination, thedoctor then said to the man: "You appear to be in good health. Do youhave any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?""In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife thefirst time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sexwith my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.""This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do someresearch and get back to you." After examining the elderly lady, thedoctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medicalconcerns that you would like to discuss with me?"The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctorthan asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that heis usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you andcold and chilly after the second time.... "Do you know why?""Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time isusually in July and the second time is usually in December."