A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible." He replied that he felt great. The man went to work where his boss took one look at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible." The man replied thatthere was nothing wrong with him and that he felt great. The man went to lunch with a client and the client looked at him and said, "What isthe matter with you? You look terrible." The man again replied that he felt great.The client suggested he go to the doctor right away because he looked so bad. The man went to the doctor, and when the doctor walked into theexamining room and saw him the doctor said, "My god, you look terrible."The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terriblebut that he felt great. The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?" The man reiterated thathe definitely felt great! The doctor got out his medical book andlooked up "looks terrible". After he found that he looked up thesubsection "feels great". The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, feelsgreat'. The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor,"Tell me, what is it?" The doctor replied, "According to my book... you're a vagina!"