In an effort to get away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent relaxing weekends camping in their motor home. One day they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers. Talking it over, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy. Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their motor home: "Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package."