A woman was talking to her friend about her recent trip to Spokane, Washington. Her friend asked her how she liked Spokane. "I don't know," she answered. "I never got there." "You never got there!" her friend exclaimed. "What do you mean?" "You know me," the woman answered. "I have to stop at every rest area. Well, they all say 'clean bathrooms' and I can tell you... it takes longer than you think!"