A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?" The barman says "No." The duck says,"Got any bread?" The barman says "NO!" "Got any bread?" "I said N-O, NO!" "Got any bread?" "For crying out loud - N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!" "Got any bread?" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO" "Got any bread?" "Look, if you ask me one more f**king time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your f**king beak to the f**king bar!" "Got any nails?" "No" "Got any bread?"