Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that you love them.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink you kan tipe real gude.