A couple are coming back from their holidays and they're trying to work out how they're going to smuggle the Skunk they picked up for a very reasonable price at Skunks-R-Us through Customs. The husband suddenly comes up with an idea. He turns to his wife and says "Put it down the front of your knickers".The wife looks shocked and asks "What about the smell?""Well," exclaimes the husband "If it dies, it dies!"