There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman. The Italian says, "When I've a finished makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'avefinished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze waydown her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Irishman says, "That's nahtin'. When I'vefinished shaggin' me bord, I get out of bed, walk over to th' window and wipe me whang on the curtain.She hits the roof!"