"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."--Unknown "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."--Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."--Jeff Valdez "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--Mary Bly "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."--Joseph Wood Krutch "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."--Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."--Hippolyte Taine "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."--Anonymous