An Irishman was walking home when he saw a sign offering employment, he quickly ran home to tell his two brothers, as they were all looking for jobs. 'Quick lads, I've found a place that'll take us all on' he told them. They made their way back to the place where he'd seen the sign and walked in to the reception. The receptionist called the manager and he took them out back. On giving then each a chainsaw, he said 'Now I can only take two of ya, so the two quickest to trim those branches over there get the job' The brothers looked at each other bemused, eventually the eldest speaks and says 'But your sign out front says you want tree fellers'