2 New Zealanders board a QANTAS flight. Later on an Aussie comes along and sits next to them and kicks off his shoes. The New Zealander closest to the window says "I might have a coke," and the Aussie says " No trubs mate." While the Aussies away the New Zealander spits in his shoe. When the Aussie comes back, the other New Zealander says " I might have a coke too." So the Aussie goes " Alright," and walks off to get him a coke. While he's away the New Zealander spits in the other shoe. When the plane lands the Aussie puts on his shoes and knows exactly what has happened and says " How long does this rivalry have to go on. Spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes!"