100 year old communism joke A nobleman had a servant who was violently opposed to capitalism and devoted most of his free time attending meetings where communistic theories were expounded and applauded. The nobleman was tolerant because the servant was so diligent in the performance of his duties. Suddenly the servant stopped going to the communist meetings and after several weeks the nobleman became curious and asked the reason. "At the last meeting I attended," said the servant, "it was proved that if all the wealth in the country were divided equally among all the people, the share of each person would be two thousand francs." "So what?" asked the nobleman "Well I have five thousand francs...."