* Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.* Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!* Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?* OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.* Come back with that! Bad Dog!* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?* Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie* If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.* Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?* Damn, there go the lights again...* Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!* Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.* Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.* Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?* What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!* What do you mean, he's not insured?* This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?* Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?* Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.* What do you mean "You want a divorce"!* I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.* Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"* That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?* Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.* Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?* Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!