A man enters a bar with his pet giraffe. They both sit down and he orders them some drinks. After a while the man and the giraffe both had a quite a lot to drink. The man feels its time to go home and notices his giraffe passed out on the floor and decides to leave him there. The man starts out the door and the bartender yells at the man, "Hey you can't leave that lyin' on the floor." The man was plastered and laughed and said, "You idiot, that's not a lion that's a giraffe."