Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honor at the World Marching Girl and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.Hilary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she said, " Well honey, what are you smiling at?"Bill replied, "Honey, if I had another inch, I'd be pretty popular amongst them Marching Girls."A big smile came across Hilary's face. Bill said, "What are you smiling about?"Hilary replied, "Bill, if you had one inch less, you'd be out there marching with them."