A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silentgas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last nightduring a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on theway to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in yourwaiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact,I've just had two more."The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is yourhearing!"