1 What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch. 2 I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. 3 Did you hear about the blonde who was M.D. (mentallY deficient) 4 Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. 5 What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.