100 Nuns At a convent, the head priest calls all of the one hundred nuns to a sermon. During the sermon he pauses, and shares some important news. "Last night," he begins. "There was a condom found on the grounds" 99 nuns say "oh!", and one says "teehee" "As you can probably guess," the pastor continues. "There was semen found in the condom" 99 nuns say "oh!", and one says "teehee" The pastor goes on, despite the crowd. "However, there was a tear in the tip of the condom" 99 nuns say "teehee", and one says "oh"