Jesus came to Moses in heaven one day & said, "We've got to do something about this golf thing. No one goes to church any more." "What should we do," Moses asked. "In order to combat this, we've got to know what it is," Jesus said. "Meet me at the golf course tomorrow morning." Next morning they start out on their first round of golf, and they come to a par-5 with a water hazard. Jesus says, "I wonder what Jack Nicklaus would use?" "Probably a five iron, but i think you should use a seven," Moses says. "If he can use a five iron," Jesus replies, "then so can I!" Jesus tees off and the ball goes right in the water. "No problem," Moses says. "I'll go get the ball." He goes to the water, parts it, gets the ball and brings it back. "I STILL think you should use a seven," he tells Jesus. "If jack can use a five then so can i," Jesus retorts. He tees off again and the ball goes right in the water. This time Jesus goes to get it. He walks out onto the water and begins looking for the ball.Meanwhile, another group of golfers comes to the tee. They see Jesus and ask Moses, "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus christ?" "no," Moses says. "He thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."