1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. 2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. 3 Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route. 4 Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? No smoking. 5 How do you drive a blonde crazy? Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them. 6 Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's. 7 How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her. 8 Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. 9 Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.