When Mother Theresa died she went to Heaven. For a week or two she was fully satisfied that she had to eat only fruits and vegetables, but then one day complained to St.Peter and asked for some cooked meal. - My Dear, - said St.Peter, - and who is going to cook every day for just the three of us?!This Preacher's son asks his father,"Dad, can I have a car?" The preacher replies,", I will get you a car IF you get a haircut." Then his son says,"Dad, Jesus had long hair." "Yeah but he walked everywhere."