Alabama: At Least We're not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: Dehyd-rific!Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: (this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a motto?)Florida: Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist ExtremismHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois: Gateway to IowaIndiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa: Land of James T. KirkKansas: First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine: Cheap LobsterMaryland: A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)Michigan: First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota: For SaleMississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada: Whores and Poker!New Hampshire:Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey: You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an AttorneyNorth Carolina: Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!Ohio: Don't Judge Us by ClevelandOklahoma: Like the Play...Only No SingingOregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania: Cook With CoalRhode Island:We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually SurrenderSouth Dakota:Closer Than North DakotaTennessee: The Educashun StateTexas: Se Hablo InglesUtah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont: YepVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!Wisconsin: Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming: Wynot?