1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. 3#Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! 4#Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code! 5#Yo momma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. 6#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! 7#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! 8#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? 9#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! 10#Yo momma's so fat, she rents shade! 11#Yo momma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! 12#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! 13#Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. 14#Yo momma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. 15#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! 16#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued." 17#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!" 18#Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. 19#Yo momma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.