A guy goes into a store and says to the clerk, "I"d like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?" The guy says "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian, or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? If I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?" The clerk says "Well, no." The guy says "Then, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage??" The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."