Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argumentabout who was better on his computer. They had been going atit for days, and God was tired of hearing all of thebickering.Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up atest that will run two hours and I will judge who doesthe better job."So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards andtyped away.They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.They sent faxes. They sent e-mail.They downloaded. Theydid some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did everyknown job. About ten minutes before their time was up,lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rainpoured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satanstared at his blank screen and screamed every curse wordknown in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of themrebooted their computers. Satan started searchingfrantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I losteverything when the power went out!"Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out allof his files from the past two hours. Satan observed thisand became very irate: "Wait! He must have cheated.How did he do that?"God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."