A curious eleven year old boy asked his mother, "is God male or female?" She hesitates for a brief moment, and responds, "God is both male and female." Still curious, he asked..."is God black or white?" She responds along the same line..."God's both black and white." Finally, the boy asks..."is God gay or straight?" His mother, now concerned, answered..."honey, God's both gay and straight, why do you ask?" The confused boy hesitates, then asks.."mom isGod and Michael Jackson the same person?"