1 Why are blondes hurt by people's words? Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. 2 What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag. 4 Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. 5 Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an F in sex.